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There was once a lad from Dondom.
Who on his head wore a condom.
He went into town, And showed it around,
And everyone wanted to fondle 'um.

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There once was a woman from Lucket.
Who bought a large pickle to fuck it.
She pulled her dress up, And gave it a fuck,
And screamed from a splinter from the bucket.

 

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There was a young lady from Dees.
She'd lay on her back or on her knees.
She earned a good wage, Each night and each day,
Her motto was "Cum as you please."

There once was a lady her sons' name was Dick.
She was telling a cop 'bout what made her sick.
"A man in a van, Grabbed my sons' hand,"
"And jerked my little Dick off."

There was a woman from Bangladesh.
She wore her hair up with wire mesh.
The boys did scream, When she sucked their cream,
Their chests were cut from the mesh.

The Captain of the ship "Your Gold."
All curled in a ball and was quite cold.
He put up a fight, On a Saturday night,
But on Sunday morn' knew he got corn-holed.

There once was a man from Grover.
Whose girlfriend came over and over.
'Tho she screamed alot, Sex was not very hot,
'Til he reamed her in a field of clover.

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